lurkened

to be so ridiculously drunk that you do one of the following:
* pee in random places
* shit your pants
* puek in fron of everyone
* get bald dudes arrested
* mushroom stamp an innocent woman

Oh shit that McAdams really got you lurkened last night!
Wanna get lurkened tonight?

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Lurkening

One who both lurks and listens, reading a majority of someone social media posts, but only posting the rare reply.

I didn't think anyone was paying attention to my facebook rants but as it turns out Jessica was lurkening in the background