The worlds greates basketball player next to Larry Bird and David Robinson. Short for Michal Jordan
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a girl who first made some dinosaurs out of clay then brought them all the way from NY to NC just for some jerk she barely knew, that just happend to instantly fall for her. eventually fell in mad love with her while she kept him happy scratching his back, then she went home and i was sad, then she came back. and i made her a dinosaur. and we made mickey pizza. and i love her more than the sun the moon and the stars. a sexy orange lil pumpkin that kicks ass at sticker making and rages life and makes her boyfriend feel amazing.
random: "M.J. is your booasaur?"
me: "absolutely, yes"
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Most retarded of all hippies, usually appearing with long hair and a Jew nose of unbelievable proportions. Often appears with a cat that looks to be a small cow. Be cautious of this particular string of retarded hippie.
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Usually only associated with chowaholics,busting an M.J is when your chowing back playin some gears of war online or what not,and you take a mean ol' drink off your beer and that shit goes down the wrong pipe,dropping you to your knees in fear of a heart attack.
Sunday at the park,we were grillin and chowchillin,gettin chowed like we do,we decided to play some football,after about three plays,i thought i was about to straight bust an M.J.,no joke!
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Disc Jockey + M.C = M.J
Im a M.J - give me the mic or the mixer - Gets me!
Dat man ent just an M.C he's a D.J as well.
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