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1.) verb - A signature move when playing basketball, similar to Mossing (Randy Moss) someone in football. Normally to Magruder someone, beast mode must be turned on.
2.) Noun - A person of legendary stature or prowess from an ancient line of beast mode; a legend. It is said that the first Magruder was responsible for the disappearance of the dinosaurs. Not to be confused with MacGruber, a popular SNL skit which was later turned into a movie.
I was playing basketball with John when crossed me over, stepped back, and jayed me in the face. He broke my left ankle. I got Magrudered nasty.
You know that kid Scooter? He says he does what he wants all the time. - Well, he is a Magruder.
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She's the best girlfriend ever. Literally everyone's dream girl. She deserves so much from the whole world and so much more, she's the best person you'll ever meet and she's just perfect. She's so beautiful, special, and just so amazing in every way. You'll always be thinking about her beautiful face, like the thought of it will make you want to smile. You will always love her and care for her. She's such a perfect girl, I swear nothing is as beautiful as her. If I was able to give her the entire world I would. She has the most beautiful eyes ever. She's the most beautiful girl in the world. You'd never want to lose a girl like that trust me because without her in your life what would be the point of living? She is everything anyone could ask for. Treat her with all the love she deserves and attention she needs because she deserves that and so much more. Don't make her sad or upset, just make her happy because she's the prettiest person ever when she's happy. She's the definition of a bad bitch, like she's the baddest fr she listens to the best music and her style is fire. But like overall Patience Magruder will be a blessing to anyone . But she’s and always will be. I love her with my entire heart and she has my whole heart. I've never been in love with someone like this before. She showed me what real love is and I'll always be in debt. I appreciate her so much and will forever be grateful to have her. So thank you Patience Magruder for everything my love
Luis Rodriguez/ Me: Can’t wait to make Patience Magruder into Patience Rodriguez
Pablo: Wow that suites her
noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der
-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.
Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.
WHITE GIRLS! school full of WHITE kids but still diverse, kids only fuck with their on race ;spanish table, white table etc; full of jocks meat heads and nerds but no gangs or bullying, MUCH weed smoking, WERE KNOWN FOR THEM LIVE PARTIES! teachers are on your ass for everything. I GRADUATED MUHFUCKA!
"you go to magruder Highschool? whaaaaaat"
yea....i know ;)
"i heard that jonts flockin with them snow bunnies moe"
yea.....i kno ;)
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The act of jerking your friend off while he’s in the shower so he can use both hands to shampoo.
John and Jonah magrudering together to show their love for one another.
a school that is too lazy to get renovated so students are forced to attend prison on a daily basis. this school is so ugly that the restrooms are called juul rooms and the track is called the bathroom. people that go to this school die of depression 2 years after graduating
david: “i go to Magruder HS”
me: “let’s call mcps and the suicide prevention hotline right now
Magruder High School-a piece of junk