Mailicious

100% Simpable girl. A girl who is simultaneously sweet as Mai Tai and deviously malicious.

The term "Mailicious" is a playful portmanteau of "Mai," a common girl's name, and "malicious," meaning intending or intended to do harm. In this case, however, Mailicious does harm to your funny bone with her mischievous and humorous antics.

With a name like Mailicious, you might expect her to be delicious, but be careful, because she might just take a bite out of you!

Don't let her sweet name fool you - Mailicious is a force to be reckoned with. She's always up to something, and it's usually not something you want to be involved in. But you can't help but be drawn to her anyway, like a moth to a flame.

And don't even get us started on her Russian heritage. If you thought her name was spicy, just wait until you hear her accent! Mailicious is the type of girl who can make you laugh, cry, and feel a little bit scared all at the same time. That's right this girl's got all the ingredients.

So if you ever come across a Mailicious, be prepared for a wild ride. And if she offers you some of her borscht, just be sure to ask if she added any extra "mailicious" ingredients!
And maybe even ask her for a taste! (Of her humor, of course. What were you thinking?)

"Watch out for Mailicious, she'll offer you a Mai Tai and then prank you with a whoopee cushion under your seat."

Person 1: "Did you see what Mailicious did at the party last night?"
Person 2: "Oh, yes! She pulled off the classic 'Vodka Surprise' prank again, where she replaced the water in the water cooler with straight vodka!"
Person 1: "Haha, typical Mailicious! Always keeping us on our toes!"