Malcolm'd

When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed

You are so stupid.
>Your face is so stupid!

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Malcolm'd

1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls

uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?

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Malcolm'd

What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.

Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.

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malcolm'd

1. To be at the receiving end of a witty riposte.

2. To be at the receiving end of an unusually large erection

Oh no I've just been Malcolm'd (works for both definitions)

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Malcolm'd

When the feels gets to real you get nervous and scared you ghost out

Friend: hey bro did you tell her your true thoughts and feeling about you two? Me: nah bro I am going to "Malcolm'd her..