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maldon is a town in essex full of cunts. young cunts, teenage cunts and old cunts. it’s a shit place to live with nothing to do but smoke weed and eat maccers.
“Should we go out for a day in Maldon?”
“Nar it’s shit, we don’t like Maldon.”
A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.
Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!
When one flies by the seat of his pants and results in damage
Holy shit that bolt was maldonized.
A place in Essex where paedophiles such as Paedo Gary won’t hesitate to maleste you. There is bare weed going around and everyone throws GAVS to get with someone.
Let’s go get raped by Gary in Maldon
Maldon... maldon is a shitty little town in the dengie area it’s full of spastics It’s population consists of slaggy girls who are most likely being fingered behind maccers as we speak and the boys other wise known as the “heybridge Spartans” (heybridge being a sub area of maldon.. which is more shit and poor than actual maldon) who consistently call each other “brev” and drink k ciders on a weekend or weekday really there all just a bunch of wrongens wouldn’t be surprised if they fucked there own sisters auntys or mothers
We going maldon bro?
Nah man don’t wanna catch any aids
A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.
That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.
A shithole in the middle of Essex.
Here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.
On bus to Maldon: "I hope this bus crashes before I get back to Maldon".