malosh

the lack of male company in a brothel

e.g man that was a right malosh - i wish that werent such a malosh - i wish i was in a malosh right now

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kalosh malosh

This occurs when a person, usually a young boy, does not wipe correctly or thorough enough after using the restroom. It happens when the person sits and creates streaks on their underwear which tend to stick to the butt after standing up and create a foul odor.

Boy 1: Hey what happened to the underwear on the floor of the bathroom?
Boy 2: I guess I didn't wipe good enough at the NHI meeting, and when I drove home in my Avalon, I got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my butt.
Boy 1: Oh, you had a kalosh malosh.

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