mammered

to be so drunk as to not be able to pronounce the word hammered correctly. usually caused by slurring the 'm' in 'I'm' or displacing the 'm' sound in hammered.

i have been drunking all night and now i'm mammered

Mammer

(n.) A derogatory term for mammals.

"Look at that beaver moving into his neighbor's dam."
"What a lazy-ass mammer."

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mammers

titties; preferably big and rude.

You see that babe Amanda Wenk? Bitch got some big mammers.

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mammer jammers

overly huge boobs that bulge out of her shirt

wow Max, look at those mammer jammers!

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Mammer Time

A failed attempt at writing Stop, Hammer Time on a contsruction LCD.

Typically found around areas with Days Inn.

Hey Jon, I need to pull over ... the sign is telling us to hammer time !!

..... fuck, nevermind ... wtf is mammer time?

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bad mammer jammer

a minced oath (pseudo profanity or expletive deletive) in the fashion of altering traditionally obscene, blasphemous or words or phrases otherwise unacceptable for public use and discourse--jeez louise for jesus christ or freaking for f*cking. mammer jammer is a replacement for mother f*cker. Used in blaxplotation films and made popular by the stevie wonder song of the same title.

'she's a bad mammer jammer, just as foxy as can be..."

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Mammered

the intoxicated state of a woman who deliberately goes to a bar with no money, and relies on her breasts (mammaries) to obtain drinks from men.

"dude check out how wasted that girl is. she didnt even bring any money!"
"doesn's matter. she got mammered."