Mamorectomy

When your boobs are so fucking massive that a doctor has to rip them open and take Pounds of titty fat out of them so you don’t get scolioses.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Shelly?
Guy 2: Yeah where did those massive jugs go?
Guy 1: Didn’t you here bro? She got a mamorectomy.

Guy 2: Nooo how could she do this to me?
Shelly: I’m right fucking here you assholes.