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The ad nauseum phone calls husbands make to their wives to "check in".
Phone: "ring" "ring"
Friend: "Gee, I wonder who that could be" "It's a Man Call"
Significant Other (answering call): "Hi Honey"
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When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.
Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"
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The sidekick of a rapper; one who practically echoes and emphasizes whatever the rapper is saying.
Snoop Dogg: What's up?
Call Man: WHAT'S UP???
Snoop Dogg: Put your hands in the air!
Call Man: Put your hands up! Put 'em up!
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short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed
quite the short brown man called qasim of you
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