man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

Lumber Mans

Stupid Bozo, High Bozo, Or A Person Whose Selling The Bag.

Bro Jayden Stop Selling The Game Your Being A Lumber Mans