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When a man puts something in his pocket for an extended period of time causing significant wear and tear to whatever it was.
Steve gave me his paycheck. The check had been man pocketted and I was ashamed to take the tattered thing to the bank.
Pockets on men’s jeans that can actually hold stuff, compared to women’s jean pockets which can’t ever fit an iPhone
Hey, Parker. Can you hold my phone? I see your pants have man pockets.
Storing items in a male's foreskin as opposed to his pants pocket
Jonathan stores his cash in his man pocket and he received a paper cut to his mushroom head.
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A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)
Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.
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A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.
"Tom Cruise is a terrible actor, and a Pocket-Man to boot!"
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A man who is so small you can just fold him up and put him in your pocket. Pocket men are usually 5'6 or smaller, thin build, and are taking over the world.
Melinda wanted to set me up with her friend Jack but I can't date a pocket man because he only comes up to my shoulder, just like Midget Mac on "I Love New York II."
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