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Pockets on menâs jeans that can actually hold stuff, compared to womenâs jean pockets which canât ever fit an iPhone
Hey, Parker. Can you hold my phone? I see your pants have man pockets.
A girl describing her male best friend who enjoys La Croix
You can tell he's her Croix Boi because they're constantly hanging out together
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Being attracted to Shrek twice... because once isn't enough.
Fiona is bishreksual and wants to take 2 massive chomps out of his celery cock.
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a western spirit demon from beyond who loves fried chicken and Taco Bell
Yo, I met a man who was totally a minion of Cowboy Bob. He had the Doritos locos tacos and everything. It was gnarly, bro.