man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.

Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.

Poor mans wine

grape juice and vodka or other clear liquor

yo man i got a date tonight but i aint got no money to get some fine wine

pshh dont trip that bitch will settle fo' some poor mans wine

Fine white wine man

A extremely drunk man in Sri Lanka that likes fine white wine. He is one of the wonders of the world.

Hey look it’s that crazy drunk fine white wine man