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man cock

The total awesomeness of a single male in a large group of people. To become a "man cock" you must do something totally freaking awesome, and have it recognized by the group of peers. Once given the "man cock" status one can only give it away, it can not be taken. The "man cock" can give full rights to the title of "man cock" or just a temporary pass to the "man cock" title. One is "man cock" until he gives it away to the future "man cock".

Jeff you are the Man Cock!

by Man Cock November 25, 2006

83๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


man cock

The tastiest portion of the male anatomy.

I love the Man Cock!

by Mike Doyle April 6, 2003

60๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man cock

Man cock

Tyler loves man cock and is straight

by dil howelter July 7, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


poor man's cock

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.

"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."

by Goops The Jetman August 4, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


old mans cock

British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"

by ROO30 August 13, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 20, 2017