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1) A Mexican Jew.
2) One who celebrates all holidays.
3) One who can claim to be either religion in order to receive more gifts.

Croat: "Ali, why weren't you at school yesterday?"
Ali: "It was Yom Hasshana."
Croat: "What kind of Jew are you? Do you mean Yom Kippur?"
Ali: "Right."

Croat: "Ali, what happened to your Christmas Tree?"
Ali: "What? Oh...Papá Noel can't find our house unless he can see the Mexican Chilli Peppers."

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