Mannarinowig

Moving to Florida to sublet a 500-square-foot apartment after years of hiding in Europe. Characteristics of the typical mannarinowig include low job prospects, an obvious ill-fitting toupee, and a "beard" to hide your sexuality. The typical mannarinowig is short, overweight, and has terrible personal hygiene. Known for their oversized ego and low IQ. May have spent several years trying their hand a several failed occupations including R&B singer, Conservative Pundit, and Eye Clinic Receptionist.

I ran into Jo Jo the other day, he was eating an unhealthy burrito like a typical Mannarinowig.