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Manojment

The process of dealing with resources both human and capital in order to meet the organisational objectives both stated or unstated (mostly unstated). See Management
(n) An ambiguous entity that occupies the upper echelons of the corporate hierarchy. Usually seen repeating or stating the obvious in meetings. See Manoj

Bob has a Bachelor in Manojment

Since joining manojment the team, Bob no longer hangs out with us.

Role of the manojer is clear, he'll tell you how to do your job

Your researches are worthless, The top manojment will have the last say in how things are in this company

by michael scrott October 16, 2018


Manoj

Someone who is a super spy. This person can use his mind to bend reality and change it to anything he/she desires. This person can fly, run, and jump to do many cool stunts and tricks. He can also dodge bullets amazingly fast. If you disrespect a Noj, you will die. He/she will hunt you down. They have superhuman hearing powers. They also have amazing spreading abilities in the subject of policy debating.

Manoj, save me! I'm dying!

Manoj.

by Manojifiedman December 2, 2010

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Manojism

The act of receiving by a person, at least one extra bar of cell phone signal than everyone else while dancing at a party.
(or)
The act of gargling with gravel every morning
(or)
Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
(or)
Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
(especially)
exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.

Girl at party: "I heard a deep voice asking me my name, but when I looked up there were just a pair of white eyes floating in the darkness."

Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."

(or)

-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-

Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.

by Curtis Easter November 14, 2011


Manoj

A Manoj is a guy who seems to be fucked up from the outside, but is really none of dat shit . He is a smart guy(hides it tho), hot, looks good, has a few awkward facial features but looks good and sporty. Needs someone who can see thru him and understand him. An asshole to some bitches, but usually chill af.

That is a Manoj you see right there.
You need a Manoj is your life.

by dadefguy February 24, 2018

115๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Manoj

Super human

Try to be like manoj

by Myth14 December 26, 2018

37๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Manoj

Smart,sexy,intellectual guru of all type of sex acts done to women.

i will do you so bad you can say ure gonna get manoj'd.

by charles dickins August 25, 2008

207๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Manoj

The pimp playa who owns all these hoes and spits da illest flow jus to make da all dem wonderbread crackaz jealous cuz he gets in all the menage` traios wit 2 ladies at once; Manoj is believed to be short for menaje-twas

Holla back,
M to the A-N-O-J

My friend Manoj is such a P-I-M-P-G-A-N-G-S-T-A-R cuz he gets in so many menaje-twas wit da ladies.

by MANOJ August 17, 2004

172๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž