manpax

Manpax is the mass noun for Anal Displacement Correctors used by old guys who usually work in cheap pub chains. They are used when the guy has had too much anal sex or fisting and go up the ass like a tampon to stop the shit from slopping out.

"Look at that old queen.. bet he wears Manpax"
"ooh you should get some Manpax mate, your shoes have turned brown"

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