man star

A hairy or hairless male anus or asshole. The exterior part of the anus where the brown comes from.

1. I've shit so much today my man star is sore from wiping.
2. My man star is on fire from eating all those peppers.
3. Ryan didn't need a telescope to explore Chad's man star.

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five star man

An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be

“I’m a five star man!” Said Dennis.

Five star man

A god, a golden god, has to have his tools
Owns a sweet car and is the brains and the looks. Always demonstrates his value

Hot girl 1: hey you know Gabriel?
Hot girl 2: yeah he’s a real five star man!