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n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.
v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling
You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.
She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.
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The days when your man friend/spouse/partner/coworker etc. acts like a total intolerable douchebag when he is otherwise decent.
'Manstruation is wreaking havoc on Bob. He just told me to f*ck myself after I asked him to wipe large chunks of Pop Tart off of his expense report.'
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When a man bitches and moans in a truly over-dramatic fashion, similar to the effects PMS has on a woman's mood. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective (manstruate, manstruator, manstruating, etc.) Could also mean for a man to be "stroking his ego" through anger, similar to masturbation or angry sex but without the dick involved.
"Edward is throwing a tantrum at Betty for overcooking his steak. Edward has been caught in the act of manstruation."
"You're one hell of a manstruator when you haven't had your beer"
"Better be careful! If my father catches us in the act of sexual intercourse, he'll manstruate at you for sure!"
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This would be the male version of menstruation. This word can be used when a man is acting like a vagina, or a d-bag.
Keith was mad at Rick for saying something rude. To everyone else Ricks comment was not rude, but true. Keith, acting like a women over something stupid, is said to be manstruating. This happens often. Manstruation is for lamers.
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A homosexual man who bleeds from the rectum once a month; generally believed to be a psychosomatic effect on only the gayest of the gays.
Yo bitch, is it that time of the month? F-cking manstruation again. I don't mind poop dick, but the bloody poop is such a clash of colors.
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When a male is going through a period of increased irritability and moodiness.
Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.
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when men act like bitches all month long
Oh my God he must be manstruationing he's acting like a bitch!
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