manswered

When a woman makes a statement that is wrong and needs to be corrected by a man.

Woman: I love dry braised green beans
Man: The words "dry" and "braised" don't go together. You mean dry sauteed green beans.
Man: Manswered!

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Manswers

Answers to the questions men want answered.

A few questions that need manswers:
How long can a guy survive on beer alone?
What's the best way to kill a bear?
Can you die from taking a dump?
Do boobs float?

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Manswers

A science based answer to a question that would be of interest to the male race. Inspired by the hit television show on SPIKE TV "MANswers." The questions usually are sceience, sex, and/or violence based.

Man did you see last night's MANswers. They discussed the biggest boobs in the world.

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manswer

A very manly answer.

Willy answered it like a man. The question was manswered.

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Manswer

When a man answers a question even though he doesn’t know the answer.

1. I asked Joe what airport we were flying out of. He manswered Laguardia even though he didn’t know the answer.

2. Quit trying to manswer everything. You have no idea what you’re talking about!

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Manswer

The answer to a question that only a man would ask. Knowing the answer will score you points on your man card.

Question: What's the average bra size for women in the United States of America?

Manswer: 36C.

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manswer

1.) Answer(s) that can only be sought from a man. Generally manswers are initiated from one man and directed towards another man, and provide advice on a manly topic.

I have to talk to my bro to get some real manswers.

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