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A mans penis. Not to be confused with Wes Mantooth or his mother Dorothy, who is a saint.
Tom: "Hey Kalyn, wanna brush my mantooth?"
Kalyn: "You god damn know I do."
Tom: "Well I think you're gonna need a bigger brush."
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The mother of Wes Mantooth, from the movie Anchorman.
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.
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a lovely older woman who is also matriarch of the Mantooth clan. A sweet and gentle elderly lady, who's charm is only exceeded by her class. A notorious fan of seafood dinners.
"Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!"
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When you take a woman out to a fine dinner, return to her house, and leave her with an UPPER DECKER.
I'll take your mother out and leave her with a Dorthy Mantooth.
A young 21 year old or a cousin to Dorothy Mantooth making both of them saints. A very stylish lady who is very down to earth and doesn’t get mad at many things. Also would love it if you would follow insta @matie_kantooth to keep up with her life.
Person 1: you know katie mantooth right?
Person 2: yeah, katie she’s kinda weird but cool
A man (if you can call it that) shrouded in mystery, he is rumored to own a large contracting empire where contractors collect young boys for his pleasurable tasks…
His main line of work is film directing, which he directs most of them in his hidden film studio in his basement. He is credited with having such actors as Jet Li, and Jackie Chan. Some films are Dey-Eighteen Volume 5: Doctor H Examines Wing and Volume 12: Wing is a Tasy Treat. Due to the nature of his films, they are only available through illegitimate streams in North America, but in his China they are the biggest fad since Chairman Mow. It is also believed that he is able to traverse large distances quickly without being seen, which is how he attains most of his clients. Some other names he goes by are H Man, Hraurence, H-Daddy and the H. Some related words are H. Vantooth, and H-Cannon.
“Come on Wing” “The H-Cannon is ready!” “Stay the fuck Away from my son!”
“Ah Ing Baes?”
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H. Mantooth is everything mankind wishes it was...or wasn't. H. Mantooth is a Doctor, a mass murderer of Spartan-class Marines, an intellect with an intelligence equivalent to 1000 Einsteins (yes, THE Albert Einstein), and was seen dating your mother in the last issue of People Magazine. However, H. Mantooth is also a rapist of his 2 sons. This, however, is a different story. He is part of the same family that Reggie Mt. resides from. He is also one of the leading researchers on OPERATION: Paste Project.
"Curse you, H. Mantooth!!"
"H. Mantooth will bring mankind into the 21st century, that is only if you sit back and watch it happen."
"H. Mantooth signed my hand! Now I'm spiffy."
"Mantooth could take on Al Queida by himself - providing he submits George W. Bush to their audiences and strikes in the background"
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