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Betting someone half your shit you'll love them forever.
After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend.
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Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise
Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage
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It is when two people come together and choose to do what is best for their unit over each individual. Marriage is a legal contract that two parties make with each other and there are penalties for not continuously working on the marriage like you would a garden. Weeds will come in and plants will die if you don't water the garden. Same with a marriage. Both parties must work to keep each other happy and treat each other nice regardless of what tough times they are experiencing individually. Life is no longer just about you, it is about the team. When this happens, you will know you are in a real marriage.
We are in this marriage for the long run so we don't worry about the little things
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Instead of paying full price at the strip club, Jim used marriage to setup a payment plan.
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conservatives are big on protecting the sacred bond of marriage.
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What you should do when you are over 60. This makes sure that you wont get on each others nerves for very long.
Dorothy and Jon had a short marriage he died at 73. She barely got to know him.
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