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Going to an expensive bar, ordering a martini, and the bartender only filling half the martini glass.
This bar is really cheap with their drinks, I ordered a martini but was given a martiny
a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
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Kicking back with friends and dishing up gossip. You have a really juicy piece of dirt on somebody and after a good martini or two you tell everything you know or heard whether it's true or not.
A friend confides in you that her man might be cheating on her and tells you to keep quiet about it. You're hanging out with friends and get a good martini in you. You blurt out to the whole group what is going on. Or you go home and start calling everyone you know to tell them the secret. You give them The Martini.
In movie terms, directors use this phrase to describe the last shot of the day while on set. Once their work is done, they stir their last drink to let go for the day.
Director: Take a drink man!
Producer: The Martini? Ah well that's where we'll end the scene I guess.
Director: Yeah. This is the Martini man, I need to go home.
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when you stick your dick in somebodys mouth while they're asleep and stir it like a martini.
last night when my girlfriend was asleep, i gave her an awesome martini.
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A Martini is an alcoholic drink made classically with gin and vermouth and served with a green olive (when served with coctail onions the drink is called a "Gibson").
It is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style glass.
The ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink "drier" (more gin) or "wetter" (less gin) depending on his tastes.
Martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a Vodka Martini, Vodkatini, or Kangaroo)
Other variations of the Martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
Bill: Hey, want to go drinking tonight, you know, pick up a few foaties of Olde English 800?
Steve: Nah, that stuff sucks balls. Let's get some Martinis down at the bar.
Bill: Sweet.
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Thief, usurper, one who lost his bro status, liar.
Don't go all martini on me now!
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