masturbane

A form of masturbation which can eventually lead to one's own destruction.

Petri went home yesterday and masturbaned for hours to Italian porn, then the mafia came over and bombed his house.

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masturbanate

To violently masturbate using both hands as if you were trying strangle your penis to death.

Nasty Nate masturbanated until he his penis died. What a bait master.

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Masturbanation

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

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