masturbearding

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

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masturbeard

Stroking your own beard either slowly or vigorously, simply for the pleasure of it.

"While in deep thought, I often find myself masturbearding."

Masturbearding

Sensually stroking your beard

He was masturbearding in the library.