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When you cant spell masturbate
What is the correct way to masturbit
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The act of masturbating with ones Fitbit arm for the sole purpose of inflating their step count.
While in the midst of a Fitbit challenge a Strip Club Guru had only one chance to catch up. He went on an intense masturbitting sesh in the champagne room and ultimately finished sausage on top. The remnants of the act often resemble a Juanz Trail.
The act of eating a food so delicious that it feels as though your mouth is having an orgasm.
Who ate all the brownies in the fridge?
Sorry, I was masturbiting last night.
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