Masturbuffering

When you in the middle of masturbating and the video stop playing because bad internet so you just stop polishing your scepter because you don't wanna cum while starring the actor dick

John : basically i got masturbuffering last night because the wifi is shit.

Rick : so, what did you do?

John : well...... I fix the router while still naked, i don't wanna cum while starring at the horse cock man
Rick : The what??