maui time

The time it takes a Hawaiin to do something, which is usually longer than your average American. Local Maui citizens are lazy, and take their sweet-ass time doing everything and anything. When asked why they are taking so long, one replys " I am on Maui time."

Don't rush me, I'm on Maui Time.

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its maui time

When you r licking the puss and she starts screaming so u turn into an eagle and fly inside of her open vagina. After a good hour of searching you finally find that sweet spot. At this moment you simultaniously turn into THE BOD and make a massive bust, spraying the room full of sweet demi-god cream. Helps if Tomatoa is the victim

Her: Oh yes this is so good
Him: I'm going in honey
*EAGLE*
Him: ITS MAUI TIME
Her:*dead*
Him: YOUR WELCOME

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