Maurered

The action on peeing yourself at a bar, then taking home a girl and doing anal on the hood of another persons car.

WOW, last night got out of control quick I totally Maurered this chick at the end of the night on your moms car!

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Maurer Nug

Once upon a bowl packing a young lad with the name of Maurer staggered to the table to contribute to the glorious toke session. He reached his hand in his pocket and out pulled the tiniest nug of all. He spoke in a quiet timid voice “I have this.” He dropped the tiny nug into the bowl and they lit up.

Maurer Nug-noun-The tiniest nug that is place on top of the bowl of a, pinchie, hookah, bubbler, double bubbler, triple bubbler, bong, steamroller, peace pipe, or any other smoking utensil not mentioned here.

"Hook me up with a Maurer Nug!"

"Does any one have a Maurer Nug?"

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Maurer-hour

A power-hour with the additional gluttonous requirement that a full size Publix Sub sandwich must be consumed during the hour.

A fucking maurer-hour for the win.

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kopfle-maurer

An absolute legend - a certified Mug Chugger.

Anyone in the Kopfle-Maurer genetic family is hereby a certified fucking Mug-Chugger. An absolute chad to virgin Barq's.

Nurse Maurer

The term said when extremely intoxicated, distressed, and on occasion, happy.

I need Nurse Maurer!

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Maurer

A unique type of job or task that typically results in a successful and satisfying outcome.

Bryce's erupted with joy after experiencing a maurer from Steven during their gaymping trip.

Justin Maurer

I rainbow six try hard that is platinum 3 but still fantasizes about gurls

Bro, that Justin Maurer we just went against is insane!!