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Very cool guy, often known for being a good musician, extremely good in bed, very sweet, sensitive, caring and sexy.
Often found doing very strange things but liked amongst everyone.
Also a very very good kisser.
Grace: Hey i banged maximillian on the weekend
Girl: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!
Grace: Yeah, he was amazing.
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He's way to cool for school and he knows it. He is without doubt the sexiest mother fucker in the room right now. He has the ability to be doing absolutely nothing, and still look so damn good. He doesnt even need to tell you about how huge his penis is because everyone already knows it. He's a natural leader in bed. Is a serious bad ass who always fights above his weight class. Is never seen with anyone under 18, even though he may not be 18. He is wanted in 3 countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 172 countries by most women. He attends all of the parties going on. All of them. He's one hot piece of ass that all of the girls want to get at. He's on a first name basis with all the ladies, all the time. It's said that he is in fact too hot for TV. If your not hanging out with Max Nielsen right now..Then fuck you.
Ex. Hey, why is that guy so much better at everything than me?
That would be because his name is Maximillian and yours is not..
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The most clever, hilarious, entertaining best buddy to walk the earth. He beatboxes to the beat of a lady crossing the street and makes anyone feel special by their "flaws"
1: "What is that beautiful music?"
2: "Its Maximillian beat-boxing Better off alone by Alice Deejay!!"
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The apex of ultimate, one step better than "Maximilian". A unique form of the name "Maximilian", with 2 L's. Amazing in bed, a natural leader, holds a lot of power.
My name is Maximillian, that's all you really need to know.
Oh that guy? He's Maximillian......... yeah I know, he's a sexy mother fucker.
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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. No wonder so many girls have liked him - he's perfect in every way. Even if he doesn't admit it, he's the best. If you have a maximillian in you're life then you're one of the luckiest people alive
"She's so lucky to be dating Maximillian."
"He's just so hot"
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My wife is having her bachlorette party this weekend, and judging by the bill, she hired a maximillian.
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Maximillian or Max for short is the spawn of two upper middle class parents who force their own insecurities onto their child until he becomes extremely depressed as he cannot live up to the expectations of his parents.
Look at that tory he's such a Maximillian
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