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This day is for the motha fuckin G’s out there, this day is dedicated to people that have this day as their birthday, if it’s your birthday on this day you deserve anything and I mean anything you want ;)
Birthday boy: “Hey, can I get some head?”
Girl: “is your birthday May 9th?”
Birthday boy: “yup!”
Girl: *puts hair in a bun
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girl 1: damn I wanna sit on his lap
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sit on lap day!
boy: come it's May 9th
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A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! She got the best personality and be t’d df up
Lul boy: “When’s your birthday”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you bad ash with the fatty”
Twerk on the afternoon bus day
Ayyy shake dat ass on the afternoon bus on May 9th
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The day when my best friend was born, yee yee i hope you see this
who’s birthday is today? the best kid around
uhh may 9th pretty cool day huh?
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The day were Joe tells his crush Eli, that he is in love with him.
Did you hear?
Since it's May 9th, Joe confessed his love to Eli.
This is the most lit kid you gonna meet, he is a little slow but will always have your side. He’s a big fighter on what he believes and can fight physically to. This is a guy you should claim if you can.
Friend: this guy said he’s gonna beat me up after school.
Boy born on May 9th: well let’s go kick his ass together!
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