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Maywood is a small town next to Hackensack New Jersey. That's mostly where all them white rich kids come from. Everyone's friends with Maywood people.
I can tell you're from Maywood cause you white.
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A small city in southeastern Los Angeles (The TRUE SOUTHEAST L.A - meaning there is a different gang in every block of the city and it is certified ghetto in the 323 area code) where its main inhabitants are mexicans and central-americans and their fucked up ghetto children (but mainly mexican of course). Many chicanos/latinos from here are proud to be from this city but have issues themselves involving unemployment, drugs,pregnancies aka baby momma drama, gangs, and other ghetto issues that plague any city in the 323. Most kids growing up here have friends and family in the surrounding cities of Bell,Bell Gardens, Huntington Park, Cudahy, South Gate, and East Los. It is one small city with plenty of hoods and everyone knows everyone because half them bitches are mitoteros aka fuckin' brown nosers that are always up in people's business.
There's also free wifi throughout the city, a nice new park by the LA river, and its one of the few cities in LA that grant immigration Amnesty due to the fact that the cops were harrassing the immigrants that lived there and the corrupt ass politicians and cops were booted after a decade or two of being greedy bastards.
Person 1: where you from man?
person 2: I'm from the true southeast LA homie. I'm from Maywood.
Person 1: Orale! I remember that rally on slauson ave. where the gavachos were pissed cuz they granted immigration amnesty and shit.. crazy shit que no?
Person 2: yup
Person 1: Don't let the cholos shoot you foo, peace.
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A Maywood is an unlucky reaction to facial hair some women may have. It occurs on the inner thighs, and is therefore caused by receiving oral sex from someone with huge sideburns or a large beard. It looks like a normal rash, presenting the standard red and white pigment change. It is easily cured with either a cream, or simply shaving the beard off.
Ahh no, i got maywood, best not wear my bikini today
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