Me inside

A very large amount of sadness

My classmate (because i have no friends): How are u?
Me: Im feeling very Me inside

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meet me inside

what George Washington tells you after you pissed him off by participating in a duel when he told you not to

"Hamilton?!" "Sir?" "Meet me inside"

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inside me

A mans testical being in a womans vagina

Mia- Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Just uh dont uh forget to uh pull out uh uh uh
Jake- Ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhh
Mia- PULL OUT NOW UH UH UH
Jake- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mia-Stop! PULL OUT!
Jake- Cant your too fucking fine I'm stuck
Mia- UHH UUHH AHHH AHHHH Get out of Inside me
9 months later
Mia- THIS IS OW ALL OW YOUR FAULT JAKE OWW

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Cash me inside, make me some tea

Cash me inside, make me some tea

1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.

Example :

1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".

2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"

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wake me up inside

A very emo song used in many memes and jokes. A popular song by Evanescence.

My friend Brooklynn is so emo. "WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" Brooklynn shouts everyday.

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cum inside me

Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.

Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:

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cum inside me

The words that make a female pregnant

Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!

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