meat straw

a miltary word for dick, or to degrade someone

you have asthma because you drink through a meat straw jack.
or
that guy loves the meat straw.

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Meat Straw Souffle

When a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man until her pussy is complete sagginess. The man then pisses inside the vagina until orgasm.

"hey i gave my girl a nice Meat Straw Souffle last night, her pussy was flooding with piss"

Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw

Very Simple.

Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.

"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"

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