Medging

Slang for ‘mobile edging’, a phenomenon witnessed and/or experienced when an individual is operating their mobile device in the direct vicinity of your eyeline; whereas in the situation, you have no ability to resist looking away.

Dude, I’m scared to look at Dave’s phone. Last time he was medging me, I found out he bought an informational home video on how to recognize midgets in public.

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Medging

Big night on the pills,

fritting like fuck
wake up next morning dislocated jaw, lip chewed off

trouble with the mrs

Did see Steve last night, he was medging the fuck out

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Medge

When ones hands are tired, they invert themselves mostly on the stomach to rest, but sit between the tit flap and the hip fat of ones body. See also lazy.

Polly was going down each aisle looking for food, she couldn't find what she was looking for, so she just medged and left the store.

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medge

mewing and edging simultaneously

That guys so hot, he must medge.

Medge

A term for describing something/someone withoutstanding bodily odor, and foul teeth. Can be a word which can be adapted into songs. Don Vito Margera has been described as a Medge.

'i'm medge im five and my dads bruce lee,
drives me around in his JCB'

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medge

to describe something which has a minty edge

jesus I wish I'd have waited a bit since brushing my teeth to enjoy this delicious & nutritious pint of lambrini, my word it has terrible medge now, tally ho, us girls know to have fun

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medge

term used to describe either a greedy or otherwise unsociable person

"Dude, that chick just ate all the food"
"What a medge"

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