meet and beat

A sophisticated phrase used oppose to booty call. Derived from the term "meet and greet", meet and beat can be used in the same context, but instead of greeting someone with a hand shake, your greeting them with your penis.

Katie called and wanted to set up a meet and beat with me later tonight after work

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meet and beat

The very first day you meet someone you have sex with them

john: how many dates did it take before you banged sarah?

mike: 1st night, she was a meet and beat.

john: nice! (fabolous voice)

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Meet, Greet and BEAT

When you MEAT a bitch, extract her from whatever location and pound her vagina that night.

Do you see that bitch at the bar? Man, I’m gonna Meet, Greet and Beat. Then I’m gonna Skeet, and Delete. Manana I'm gonna Repeat.

To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).

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meet beat delete

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.

Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!

Meet n' Beat

A meeting between 2 or more Gay guys, that unfolds into a orgy of people masturbating eachother.

Jim: Hey Jake you going to the Meet n' Beat?
Jake: Hell yeah! You?