megalomammophobia

n. a persistent, irrational fear of excessively large female breasts that leads to a compelling desire to avoid them at all cost.

Chachi: Why don't you hit that chick already?
Nickarossi: I can't, dude...I've got megalomammophobia!
Chachi: Megalowhah?
Nickarossi: Megalomammophobia! Look it up, dude, it's in the DSM-IV!

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megalomammophobia

The fear of large breasts.

Tom avoids going to Hooters due to his megalomammophobia.