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When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.
Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...
When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.
Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?
Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.
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When you nut onto your girls, face giving her a facial. It's the way that your hot, warm froth has covered her face and is dripping off makes her look like she is a snowman that is melting.
Did you hear that he bust his balls onto her face. She ended up looking like a melting snowman.
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A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak
You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.
When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.
Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman
The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
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Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!