Melved

Totally f***ing spasticated.

Look at that spacca he's f***ing melved!

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Melving

(verb) Being super awesome.

A: "Hey what are you doing?"
B: "I'm melving of course"

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melves

plural for the word Milf.

I went to a PTA meeting last night and I saw so many melves.

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melvs

sweet, intelligent, sexy, gorgeous, droolable guy whom i've liked for some time, but nobody knows how i feel..

(sees a guy on the street).. ohhh that's definitely a melvs!!

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Melv

a clit rub

i gave her poon a quick melv

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melv

An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.

Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!

Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!

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Melv

a wild welsh boy in london associated wiv the clit rub club!

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