men are fans (n) is a lifestyle movement with three key pillars β created by kate glavan
1.) a consistent bullying and hatred of the straight man
2.) a dire hopelessness that you will die alone one day thus you call men βfansβ as a deflection tool
3.) despite the previous rationalizations, you continue to obsess over the average straight man that comes your way
girl 1: oh my god, he replied to my instagram story with the π₯ emoji
girl 2: wow⦠men are fans
3π 3π
A word used in sweden, directly translates to "Oh what the fuck" or "Oh what the hell"
A guy fails at math, the teacher says
-Γh men va fan!
9π 1π