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mensurements

Falsifying the size of one's penis size to give the impression of having a big one.

Guy: 8 inches... flaccid!

Girl: Those are just mensurements. You're actually about 3" erect.

by Rocker-D-Licious December 15, 2014


mensur

A person or thing that Is very Tall.

Nathan: Yo Mensur Wat's Up

Mensur: ME?

by MNAT March 27, 2008

30👍 6👎


mensuration

That time of the month when you have to measure something.

Phylis had to go through a period of mensuration to pass her math class.

by Ignatz TC November 28, 2017

4👍 2👎


mensure

Most beautiful Girls in the World. Everybody likes them and they are perfect in person. They have many friends and a the Citys boyfriends ever! They are Hard to get
SO COME ON BOYS

Mensure is perfect

by alicewonder21 January 4, 2017

1👍 1👎


Faysal Mensur

An ethiopian name meaning fattest ass on the block. If you ever guard a Faysal in basketball just know YOUR penis would be fully ERECT. Faysals possess an ass even Kim Kardashian will get jealous for. FAYSALS INDULGE IN RAW MEAT ON THE DINNER TABLE AND IN BED.

Hey, your ass kinda looking like Faysal Mensur's.

by bally sengh December 4, 2021


mensure

Perfect in person and most beautiful creatures in World. Everybody likes them they are so cute. And Horny. And satisfying.

Mensure is horny

by alicewonder21 January 4, 2017


Mensur

A person who has honor and pride and who is there with heart in every situation and who is sweet but also has a big penis

Hey Mensur, Whats up?‘

by Ggmmdd November 22, 2021