Mentula

The Latin word for penis (that is not penis). But more like a euphemism for it (e.g. cock, dick, etc...), as the word itself is a pun because it is resemblant to the word "mentis", which refers to the mind, and coincidently with the word "menta", a transliterated Ancient Greek loan word meaning mint stalk.

Guy #1: Yo brah! My mentula is tumescent, man!
Guy #2: Uhhh... what?
Guy #1: I know, right‽
Guy #2: Ok, first off, I don't know you. Secondly, what is a mentula and how do I get one?

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Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.

Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

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