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A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.
What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.