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The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.
Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!
The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
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Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.
She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.
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when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night
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