The mermer is a mystical creature that lives in swimming pools. The creature has two mermaid tails with a human male torso in between.
It's the MERMER!
*Laughs* It's just nipples
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A Mermer is like a merman but has just the mer part of the merman on both sides. It can not see and has a hard time moving due to having two tails.
"I dove deep into the water and there it was the Mermer flopping around like a fish out of water."
The beautiful majestic creature that goes by the name Mermer. 2 halves of fish, human abs. Another famous cryptid made by the once in a lifetime experience called Unus Annus
The mermer is in the pool again
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A mermer is usually used as a synonym for degrading an entire race of people.
David Duke: Hey look theres a group of mermer's over there
David Duke Jr: Wow dad you're right. I better keep my wallet out of sight and lock all my doors.
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