Merpo

The sound you fill in awkward silence with.

*Fight just happened and there awkward silence* then you say Merpo
Or if you're texting someone you text merpo bc you have no clue what to say!

Merpo

Merpo - That guy that has absolutely no social presence or confidence and never really fits in

Merpo - an unwanted and unloved cat that nobody will let into there home so its gone all tatty

I feel sorry for him he's such a merpo. Like that cat that really needs a home. This could be its last winter but its got flees and stinks it's scratched out half its fur and gone all scabby so nobody's welcoming it into their home. I kind of want to pet it but from a distance with a stick maybe