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A half Cuban goddess and overall amazing person is really good at mario cart and loves to correct her friends. She ussally loves her small funny friends which are sometimes a logan however mervy’s only date for 2 days at most
Jack:mervy says two days don’t count
Logan: no they do
Mervy: u guys are bisaxual
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The area on one's foot covered by the strap of their flip/flop. Your mervis can expand and detract depending on the size of your flip/flop strap.
I've been wearing sandals all year long and I have extreme callouses on my mervis.
My mervis hurts real BAD! (say it like Napolean Dynamite)
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the biggest fuckboy you have ever meet loves to hang out with girls and fuck them over. He's a peng ting nice brown chocolate he's dench all boys wanna be like him or be his friend he's a womaniser but that's him on the outside in the inside he's is the realist person you have ever meet.
There is never a dull moment with him you will never be bored so mervie means lit boy
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One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”
When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
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Literally dumb people like etf
STOOPID PPL THAT TYPE URBANS LIKE MERVI OR RIKE ARE NO BRAIN SMALL PPS