merzy

A word created by an illiterate man when they really meant "mosey"

I'm going to merzy on down to my remedial English lesson.

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merzy

To get going or to start moving.

On a speed scale, a merzy is faster than a mosey, but not as fast as a skdaddle

1. Your ready? Good - Lets merzy.
2. I cant hang around - I gotta merzy

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Merzy Manifold

The act of penetrating a woman and making it terribly uncomfortbale. In order fo the manifold to be pulled off the female's legs must be put over the man's shoulder, during the penetration. While this is going on the male must use both of his hands to jab two fingers on each hand into the pressure points in the females armpits.

Chris put Jessica in the merzy manifold last night and, as expected, she never called him again.

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merzi

"Choice or decision" in Urdu, Farsi, and Hindi

It's my merzi to go to that restaurant!